Best Fortune Cookie Quote Ever!

This is the best fortune I have ever received (grammatical errors included): "You need to control of your emotions. Keep 'em under wraps!"

Honest Tea

I had an Honest Tea with my breakfast just now. Honest Lea, yuck. My water has less water in it than Honest Tea. And here's the quote: "It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out; it's the grain of sand in your shoe"-Anonymous. Who says these things anonymously? How does one go about being anonymous when saying something?