I'm really high and guess what? I smoked a cigarette! Yeehaw, ain't addiction great?
Peter and I are about to watch Lost In Translation and I'm excited about that. I haven't watched it in a really long time so I don't really remember it. Oh my GOD! I'm so high, I totally just spaced out and stared at the screen oh man I'm not paying attention. I shouldn't waste space. I'm fucking gone......... as Shabar would say
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Monday, November 23, 2009
Best Fortune Cookie Quote Ever!
This is the best fortune I have ever received (grammatical errors included): "You need to control of your emotions. Keep 'em under wraps!"
Honest Tea
I had an Honest Tea with my breakfast just now. Honest Lea, yuck. My water has less water in it than Honest Tea. And here's the quote: "It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out; it's the grain of sand in your shoe"-Anonymous. Who says these things anonymously? How does one go about being anonymous when saying something?
Sunday, July 29, 2007
The Mystery(?) of The Bible
Mike Skinner once said, "Two great narcotics: alcohol and Christianity." I'm just going to tell you right now: Christianity is a huge steaming pile of bullshit. The greatest selling fiction novel of all time is the Bible, surpassing fantasy works such as Harry Potter and Lord of The Rings, which both happen to be more believable. If you've ever tried to read it, like I have, then you know how excrutiatingly boring and unbelievable it was. SPOILER ALERT: There are talking snakes, people living for almost a thousand years, and people rising from the dead. Its kind of like a boring, older version of the Harry Potter series, which happens to contain all of the same motifs. I am not fooled for one second by the novel. Religion was used as an explanation for things that could not be explained. But now we have scientific explanations for just about everything. It is beyond me why we still believe in these silly folk tales. I often feel embarassed that I belong to a species that worships ludicrous and invisible idols. It is utter stupidity.
"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."-Robert Pirsig
"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."-Robert Pirsig
Friday, November 24, 2006
My First Post
I remember when I made my first blog. It was called "Jordan Rocks". It was really stupid. With this blog, I hope to shed some light on issues that bother me. So, here's a little bit about me. I'm white, i have brown hair, and I'm 15 years old. That's all that you really need to know. Everything else is all just useless information. I think that maybe in the future I might tell you more about myself, but until then I'll just leave it a mystery. Occasionaly I'll post up pictures that I take and think are interesting. Hopefully, you will think the same. Well, until then, I'll be in the clouds...
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